August 2012
17 posts
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
me in school: *checks time*
time: 8:00 am
me in school: *checks time 2 hours later*
time: 8:01 am
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me on tumblr: *checks time*
time: 8:00 am
me on tumblr: *checks time 3 seconds later*
time: 11:59 pm October 23rd,3035
